Delusion-Elle

I know a certain someone didn't find these funny, and I admit that they aren't that great, but still worth a rolling of the eyes and a palm of the face.
And a pic for you PotterPuppetPals fans.

Are you a dementor? ‘Cause you just took my breath away.
Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.
You’re like Expecto Patronum, you make the bad things go away and silver stuff come out of my wand.
When I yelled Accio Beautiful I didn’t expect it to work!
The ladies call me Accio because I make them come.
Did you just speak Parselmouth? Because you just woke up my snake.
If you were a quaffle and I were a Chaser, I’d score with you.