Delusion-Elle

Just a bit of randomness from today...
I don't advise reading this unless you are really rather bored and you have a vague idea of who I'm talking about when I say "Swedish friend" and "creep in my CPSC class".

So I was complaining about a certain creepy bastard in my CPSC class to my Swedish friend and after being told this:
"PUNCH HIM PUNCH HIM PUNCH THE CREEPSTER [/bad influence]"
I explained that as much as I'd like to punch the creep (who is kind of a douchecanoe for reasons beyond being overly friendly and socially awkward), he is still bigger than me and I'd like to survive thnx v. much. So I was then told this:
"Tåria, I've said it before and I'll say it again, because it bears repeating: LOW KICK. Seriously. It makes more damage the bigger your opponent is. Ten million Machops can't be wrong."

HAHAHA. TEN MILLION MACHOPS CAN'T BE WRONG. OH LORRRRRRRRRRRD. xD
I almost started rofl'ing right then and there in class.
That might've scared the creepster off, though, come to think of it.
Dayum.