Delusion-Elle

Firstly firstly firstly, thank you to my awesome girl friends who once again proved their worth. x) Just like gay guys, you girls always make me feel happy <3

I'm going to go shopping with my gay best friend tomorrow. Happy times, happy times. :)

So today's post (to make up for yesterday's oh so sexist post) will be dedicated to my guy friends.

Firstly, gay guy friends. They are the best. They're not catty, they don't have "hidden intentions", they have good fashion sense (SRSLY, THE BEST DRESSED HUMANS EVER), and for some reason, I can talk to them for ages. Girls are a great kind of friends, but there's something so special about gay guy friends. And they make me so happy. Something about how they deal with people hating on them, and yet they're still okay. And usually they're the people who walk through life, smiling and cheering everyone else up. Gay best friends everywhere deserve a salute and a BIG BIG hug.

I have to admit that I'm slightly scared about shopping with my gay best friend tomorrow. What if he expects a certain amount of "yay shopping"-ness from me and I'm not up to snuff? :( What if he wants to call off our friendship after hanging out with me for a day and realizing how not-as-awesome-as-a-gay-guy I am? I would be so sad. T___T OMFGI'MSONERVOUSABOUTTOMORROW.

Moving on.
In response to A.Ng's most recent (unless he's updated while I was writing this) post... I'm sorry. I wish I could've expressed my love for my guy friends in my last post, but I was just in a weird "GIRLS ARE FREAKING AWESOME" mood so I just couldn't do it. But that's not to say that my guy friends aren't awesome. They are a bunch of really, truly, genuinely good guys. I never feel uncomfortable around them. I feel safe and they are like my gay guy friends in that kind of way -- no hidden intentions or anything. What I love bestestestestestest about my guy friends is that when we hang out, we're just bros. It's a kind of friendship you can't really have with girl friends or with gay guy friends. It's just that honest, random kind of friendship that can be ridiculously silly at times, but at others, brings up totally deep or philosophical thoughts. I'm not saying that I don't do that with my girl or gay guy friends, but it's absolutely fascinating hearing things from a bro's point of view.

And writing all this up has made me realize something. Although I do kind of hate people/mankind/humans overall as a race, I love my friends. Yes, I am so lucky to have you all. Sometimes I think that I'm going to wake up one day and the joke will be on me and I'll just be the strange misfit girl who gets abandoned.
But I know you guys wouldn't do something like that. Right?! xP j/k

So yeah, I have some serious shopping to do tomorrow so I'm going to bed now.