Delusion-Elle

delusional, since 1991 *pew pew*

Dear stupid ass high school hooligans,
I get that yesterday was Diwali, celebration of lights. I do. Really. And I think that it was awesome to see Little India (aka Main & 49th) decorated with balloons and other festive items yesterday. It made me love Vancouver a little more with its cultural diversity.
However, I do not appreciate you lighting firecrackers in the alley by my house. I also do not appreciate you lighting firecrackers and tossing them into my neighbour's yard or mine. You also apparently toss these lit firecrackers under cars when parents are picking up their kids from school. I certainly hope that the high school administrators don't catch you doing that. We wouldn't want anything bad happening to you, would we?
That being said, there is a park half a block away. Perhaps it would be a little safer and exhilarating to have your fun frolicking with your beloved firecrackers in the vast openness of that field. Go on, I dare you. I bet you don't have the guts to do it, do ya?
Oh noes the open air! Oh noes the grass! It's everywhere!!!
OH NOES THE LACK OF PEOPLE CALLING THE COPS OR PRINCIPAL ON YOU. OH NOESSSSSS.


Thinking of you,
Me
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